From the news today we learn that our children are overwieght and this is actually a danger to our national security.

   It seems our young people, fresh out of  high schools and colleges are overweight and this presents a real problem if some should desire to join one of the forces in our military. As a veteran of the U.S. Army way back in the 50′s I can assure you, the military knows exactly how to deal with that problem.  It’s called march, march and march some more. Oh yes and always carry something on your back!

   The real problem is the media, they need to get out on the streets and learn what is really going on. So anxious are they to attract listeners and readers, they create the news!  For any American who believes that story about overweight and national security,  I have a bridge in Brooklyn for sale! 

    Of course, if you know Army Chow, this might  just be a ruse from officers trying to get better cooks. I have been told that the Army is hiring great chef’s, like maybe Emeril, to teach the new cooks how to make better military hash ?

    But – overwieght (?) – a danger to our security (?) – I don’t think so!

 

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